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I would like to become a God seems like a job once the first parts done, lightning, hurricanes…?
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if i were you go and ask Georgie bush he thinks he is GOD. after all he is doing a good job of destructing peoples lives. and I’m sure there are vacancies left just try
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Hmm well theres a vacancy for Part-Time Angel if you’re interested. I’ll start you off easily, ya know a couple of miracles here and there, some healing, maybe some resurrections… you can even have your own disciples if you get promoted to Team Leader. After that you will have to go through the usual paperwork, hurricanes, blizzards, tornados, maybe the odd famine but if you keep up the good work maybe I’ll consider you for the role of my son. The pay is entrance to the kingdom of heaven. How does that sound?
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You already are the center of your universe. You want the power to create; try planting something. You want the power to destroy; teach someone something and destroy ignorance. You want the masses to love and adore you; then get out there and do something worthy of that.
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