When I was 6 I drank a bottle of Sea Monkeys, the other day I crapped out a live one. Can I adopt?

When I was 6 I drank a bottle of Sea Monkeys, the other day I crapped out a live one. Can I adopt?

14 Responses to When I was 6 I drank a bottle of Sea Monkeys, the other day I crapped out a live one. Can I adopt?

  1. I don’t think you need to adopt – sounds like you’re his biological father.

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  2. No need, you gave birth. It’s yours now.

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  3. Sure, why not? What are you gonna name it?

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  4. LifeSucksBigTime

    first of ll what r sea monkeys! secondlyy ewtf

    this is getting easier and easier

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  5. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL

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  6. congrats!!!!!! is it a boy or a girl?

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  7. maybe its the otherway around….
    dont you mean a monkey craped you out?

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  8. LC is right, you have paternity rights.

    I have to admit, I was a little concerned about your Q, but then I went and read your About….
    have you read anything by E. E. Cummings? He’s creative poet that does the “stream of consciousness” as well. it’s very nice work, I think you would enjoy it.

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  9. painterman19723

    Why don’t you check out the crapper the next time you take a dump. You will probalby find your brain too. I suggest you adopt that and maybe it will serve you better the second time around!

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  10. congrats! you’re a real mother.

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  11. Dont bother. Unless your still 6, they didnt live in your body for that long. They would have been digested and excreted right away – not several years later.

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  12. haha. thats funny

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