When I was 6 I drank a bottle of Sea Monkeys, the other day I crapped out a live one. Can I adopt?

14 Responses to When I was 6 I drank a bottle of Sea Monkeys, the other day I crapped out a live one. Can I adopt?

1. LC | January 14, 2010 at 1:00 am | Reply

   I don’t think you need to adopt – sounds like you’re his biological father.

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2. anjelkake | January 14, 2010 at 2:04 am | Reply

   No need, you gave birth. It’s yours now.

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3. Carrie O | January 14, 2010 at 3:05 am | Reply

   Sure, why not? What are you gonna name it?

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4. nanny2 | January 14, 2010 at 3:58 am | Reply

   what a sick ?

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5. LifeSucksBigTime | January 14, 2010 at 5:08 am | Reply

   first of ll what r sea monkeys! secondlyy ewtf

   this is getting easier and easier

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6. john h | January 14, 2010 at 5:58 am | Reply

   COOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL

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7. G. kravitz | January 14, 2010 at 6:58 am | Reply

   congrats!!!!!! is it a boy or a girl?

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8. khanhverse | January 14, 2010 at 7:58 am | Reply

   maybe its the otherway around….
   dont you mean a monkey craped you out?

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9. happy | January 14, 2010 at 8:57 am | Reply

   LC is right, you have paternity rights.

   I have to admit, I was a little concerned about your Q, but then I went and read your About….
   have you read anything by E. E. Cummings? He’s creative poet that does the “stream of consciousness” as well. it’s very nice work, I think you would enjoy it.

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10. painterman19723 | January 14, 2010 at 9:58 am | Reply

    Why don’t you check out the crapper the next time you take a dump. You will probalby find your brain too. I suggest you adopt that and maybe it will serve you better the second time around!

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11. Tommy | January 14, 2010 at 11:00 am | Reply

    congrats! you’re a real mother.

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12. missie | January 14, 2010 at 11:59 am | Reply

    Dont bother. Unless your still 6, they didnt live in your body for that long. They would have been digested and excreted right away – not several years later.

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13. butterfly | January 14, 2010 at 1:58 pm | Reply

    haha. thats funny

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14. Anonymous | January 14, 2010 at 3:58 pm | Reply

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