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Atheists, would you believe the Bible if Genesis said that we had evolved from apes? ?

If evolution were true, don’t you think God would have admitted it? Wouldn’t He have just cleared everything up by saying, “Billions of years ago, I created the Earth. Then I made some sea creatures like shellfish and scaly fish. Then I made amphibians, which I made turn into reptiles, then I made mammals. Then I took one of the mammals, a monkey, and made an ape out of it. Then I took the ape and changed its brain and voice box and made it stand up. Then I made humans out of them.” If you saw that written, wouldn’t you just think the Bible was the greatest book ever written, and historically “accurate”?

Maybe the reason why He DIDN’T write that is because it isn’t true?
So far, I see three major misunderstandings of the Bible:

1) “two” genesis accounts (there’s only one – the other is focusing in on one day)
2) Eve was created from Adam’s rib – Adam was created from dust
3) Evolution is a “fact”
4) It was written by “goatherders” 2,000 years ago. It was written by a variety of people from different educational levels and social statuses. The guy who wrote Genesis was the most educated of them all. It was written over a period of 1500 years, and most of the authors never met each other, and yet it is all one cohesive unit, with different books playing off each other and complementing each other. Not possible by human effort alone.
(edit: make that four)

This is random, but can monkeys swim?

I was watching Planet of the Apes(the new one) and in the movie it said that monkeys cannot swim. We all know hollywood never lies lol! But is that true are monkeys like us, and cannot swim unless they are taught? and have we ever trained them to swim? Or is it just hollywood trying to make the movie more intresting?

When i get older I wanna train the colony 1st aquatic SEA MONKEYS!!!! ok i am joking but this is a serious question

What if sea monkeys were actually the size the comic books depict?

What if sea monkeys were actually the size the comic books depict and they actually evolved enough to think for themselves and hated being entertainment for comic book reading kids and broke out of their fish bowls and aquariums and took over the world? But the apes from Planet of the Apes (which is actually earth apes) became jealous and didn’t want a sea monkey movie because that would be stupid so they killed all sea monkeys and everything went back to normal. Wouldn’t that be odd? What if they kept a couple of sea monkeys alive in a fish bowl jail just for the sake of a sequal?

Atheists, would you believe the Bible if Genesis said that we had evolved from apes? ?

If evolution were true, don’t you think God would have admitted it? Wouldn’t He have just cleared everything up by saying, “Billions of years ago, I created the Earth. Then I made some sea creatures like shellfish and scaly fish. Then I made amphibians, which I made turn into reptiles, then I made mammals. Then I took one of the mammals, a monkey, and made an ape out of it. Then I took the ape and changed its brain and voice box and made it stand up. Then I made humans out of them.” If you saw that written, wouldn’t you just think the Bible was the greatest book ever written, and historically “accurate”?

Maybe the reason why He DIDN’T write that is because it isn’t true?
So far, I see three major misunderstandings of the Bible:

1) “two” genesis accounts (there’s only one – the other is focusing in on one day)
2) Eve was created from Adam’s rib – Adam was created from dust
3) Evolution is a “fact”
4) It was written by “goatherders” 2,000 years ago. It was written by a variety of people from different educational levels and social statuses. The guy who wrote Genesis was the most educated of them all. It was written over a period of 1500 years, and most of the authors never met each other, and yet it is all one cohesive unit, with different books playing off each other and complementing each other. Not possible by human effort alone.
(edit: make that four)

This is random, but can monkeys swim?

I was watching Planet of the Apes(the new one) and in the movie it said that monkeys cannot swim. We all know hollywood never lies lol! But is that true are monkeys like us, and cannot swim unless they are taught? and have we ever trained them to swim? Or is it just hollywood trying to make the movie more intresting?

When i get older I wanna train the colony 1st aquatic SEA MONKEYS!!!! ok i am joking but this is a serious question