Whilst I was standing, contemplating, beside my window I felt a pinch on my foot. I looked down and lo and behold, there was blood seeping from an open wound. Now it could have been my dog, but I’m pretty sure old Buster wasn’t in the room at the time. The only other pet I have is a solitary sea monkey and I could see him in his watery dwelling place at the time of the incident. I know this sounds strange, I know this sounds unfathomable, but I’m beginning to wonder, do curtains have teeth? I would be most grateful for any advice oor if you would be so kind as to share your own near-death experiences with your curtains. Yours truly Bessie B