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What if sea monkeys were actually the size the comic books depict?

What if sea monkeys were actually the size the comic books depict and they actually evolved enough to think for themselves and hated being entertainment for comic book reading kids and broke out of their fish bowls and aquariums and took over the world? But the apes from Planet of the Apes (which is actually earth apes) became jealous and didn’t want a sea monkey movie because that would be stupid so they killed all sea monkeys and everything went back to normal. Wouldn’t that be odd? What if they kept a couple of sea monkeys alive in a fish bowl jail just for the sake of a sequal?

Was god actually a UFO that came to visit earth and played with the barbarians?

Like ant farm or sea monkeys?

Creationists who believe in a “young earth,” how do you explain the fairy shrimp?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_shrimp

Did your god in his creation 6,000 years ago toss eggs into the arid desert knowing that they would produce shrimp with the instinct and DNA to hatch during the rainy season, reproduce, and produce eggs that would survive 15 years of drought and any naturally occurring temperature?

Or is it possible, just maybe possible, that, consistent with the known geology of the area, millions of years ago, the Pacific Ocean extended much further inland than it does now, some shrimp got caught when the water receded, all of the adult shrimp died, most of the shrimp eggs did as well, but a few survived and over the course of thousands of generations, a new species emerged that was well adapted to surviving in that ecological environment?

Nicole, the former zoology major who may have dozed off in class but never missed a reading assignment.
My God, the dolts are out in force tonight.

Treo, I was wondering how you got so stupid but then I see that you have several strikes against you: you’re a man, a Christian, a Republican and a Midwesterner. Better luck with the next life. LOL!

ostrom, you missed my point entirely. Take your lips off the crack pipe and read slowly…
Hey, Chris, pick the theist out of the following:

a) Linus Pauling (go ahead and cheat by using Google)
b) Albert Einstein
c)Thomas Jefferson
d) Fred Phelps

That was an easy one, wasn’t it?

Atheists, would you believe the Bible if Genesis said that we had evolved from apes? ?

If evolution were true, don’t you think God would have admitted it? Wouldn’t He have just cleared everything up by saying, “Billions of years ago, I created the Earth. Then I made some sea creatures like shellfish and scaly fish. Then I made amphibians, which I made turn into reptiles, then I made mammals. Then I took one of the mammals, a monkey, and made an ape out of it. Then I took the ape and changed its brain and voice box and made it stand up. Then I made humans out of them.” If you saw that written, wouldn’t you just think the Bible was the greatest book ever written, and historically “accurate”?

Maybe the reason why He DIDN’T write that is because it isn’t true?
So far, I see three major misunderstandings of the Bible:

1) “two” genesis accounts (there’s only one – the other is focusing in on one day)
2) Eve was created from Adam’s rib – Adam was created from dust
3) Evolution is a “fact”
4) It was written by “goatherders” 2,000 years ago. It was written by a variety of people from different educational levels and social statuses. The guy who wrote Genesis was the most educated of them all. It was written over a period of 1500 years, and most of the authors never met each other, and yet it is all one cohesive unit, with different books playing off each other and complementing each other. Not possible by human effort alone.
(edit: make that four)

Can we look at creation by God from this perspective?

As a result of sighting some mythologies and weird book (shanhaijing – Book on Mountains and Seas, an ancient book of China), I figure out that God could have created humans and other living things by stages. That is, He first created a world without sun and moon. He created dinosaurs and other huge animals as play things. Then he created monkeys and first Peking Man. Of course, He created angels too. Then He destroyed those that were useless, like the dinosaurs and beasts in their times. The world again plunged into darkness and lifeless. He created again like that recorded in Genesis. He created this time man in his own image. He realised man needs a mate just like the beasts running into females and males. He created Eve from Adam’s rib or Eve was cloned from Adam’s rib which turned it into full person of opposite sex. You will find woman’s texture is more refine because God did not mould her out of the dust or earth. For man God breathed His spirit into him, .