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medical condition?

i gots this medical condition that make me gonna get fired but it aint my fault. I works in this office place with three shifts an i share the cubicle with two white dudes. they went to the supervisor and complained cause they say i makin the chair stink and they dont want to sit in it. well, aint my fault but theys right–i gots a leaky gasket, so to speak. i went to the doctor, and he say nothin wrong but i should eat mo ruffage. damn, i be eatin enough ruffage to plug a godam colony of sea monkeys an all that. boss done replaced chair twice, say he gonna fire my butt if he has to do it agian. i try using towlit paper for a plug but it give me a rash. can you help me?
missa jesse lee–please be helpin a bro. never heard of no o, but kinda know the butt plug thing. was they usin a special kind in tha tstory? please hep a brotha

After Bush leaves office, how should we “honor” him?

After Reagan left office, a bunch of right-wing jerks started the Reagan Legacy Project to get a lot of stuff named after him all over the place. So, I’m starting the Bush Legacy Project for George W.

For starters, I’d like to design a monumnet with a symbolic sea of Red Ink.

I’d also like to get a Loney Bin named after him.

And the Monkey House at the National Zoo.

And the Lower 9th Ward of New Orleans should be called “Dubyatown”.

And we should open a new National Cemetery named after him.

Anybody else have any pertinetn ideas??

Sea Monkey Scuttle??

I have a tank of Sea Monkey’s (brine shrimp) in my office at work and I watch them from time to time. I’ve noticed there seems to be a mass of stuff on the bottom of the tank. It’s a brown color and the Sea Monkeys seem to turn themselves upside down and fan it like they’re sweeping the bottom. Just curious if anyone out there knows the what’s or why’s of this behavior. Any information on Sea Monkeys welcome! I love the little guys!

Sea Monkey Scuttle???????

I have a tank of Sea Monkey’s (brine shrimp) in my office at work and I watch them from time to time. I’ve noticed there seems to be a mass of stuff on the bottom of the tank. It’s a brown color and the Sea Monkeys seem to turn themselves upside down and fan it like they’re sweeping the bottom. Just curious if anyone out there knows the what’s or why’s of this behavior. Any information on Sea Monkeys welcome! I love the little guys!

What is the stuff collecting on the bottom though?

What should i be feeding my betta?

I’ve never owned a betta before, but adopted this one from my mother after being horrified she was keeping it in a small water jug. Its been moved to a heated 5 gallon tank in my office at work (by itself). Its been there a few days and has become very active and its appetite seems huge. It immediatly eats everything i feed it.

I’m just wondering how much i should be feeding it, and if i should introduce frozen food like blood worms and brine shrimp and how often. Right now he gets 2 pellets in the morning, and a few flakes before i leave work, is this balanced enough?

p.s. don’t worry it gets fed everyday, we have a weekend guy that feeds him for me