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medical condition?

i gots this medical condition that make me gonna get fired but it aint my fault. I works in this office place with three shifts an i share the cubicle with two white dudes. they went to the supervisor and complained cause they say i makin the chair stink and they dont want to sit in it. well, aint my fault but theys right–i gots a leaky gasket, so to speak. i went to the doctor, and he say nothin wrong but i should eat mo ruffage. damn, i be eatin enough ruffage to plug a godam colony of sea monkeys an all that. boss done replaced chair twice, say he gonna fire my butt if he has to do it agian. i try using towlit paper for a plug but it give me a rash. can you help me?
missa jesse lee–please be helpin a bro. never heard of no o, but kinda know the butt plug thing. was they usin a special kind in tha tstory? please hep a brotha

Fun with Sea Monkeys!

Who doesn’t love a Sea Monkey. A happy little creature that lives in a small plastic aquarium and delights it’s owner by swimming in circles all day long. They are smart though- you can teach them to do tricks, speak english, and do advanced Algebra. (of course this takes far too much time, so my group will just swim in circles all day in a small aqaurium filled with their own poop)

After Bush leaves office, how should we “honor” him?

After Reagan left office, a bunch of right-wing jerks started the Reagan Legacy Project to get a lot of stuff named after him all over the place. So, I’m starting the Bush Legacy Project for George W.

For starters, I’d like to design a monumnet with a symbolic sea of Red Ink.

I’d also like to get a Loney Bin named after him.

And the Monkey House at the National Zoo.

And the Lower 9th Ward of New Orleans should be called “Dubyatown”.

And we should open a new National Cemetery named after him.

Anybody else have any pertinetn ideas??

sea monkeys first days

bringing sea monkeys into the world is a beautiful thing.