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Do you like Red Monkeys?

Posted on August 24, 2010 by admin| 1 Comment

You might be asking yourself what the heck is a Red Monkey?

Well a red monkey is an idea, an innovative idea. And the monkey found its origin not in the center of the jungle, but at the edge.

A daring brown monkey ventured to the edge of the jungle, to the sea, where he encountered an bold red fish. The two had an lengthy discussion, and out of their conversation a Red Monkey was born?

You can watch the first episode of the Red Monkey Story on youtube at http://youtube.com/watch?v=s5eEH4O74eQ

The question now is… Do YOU like Red Monkeys? Or do you shoot them on sight?

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Posted in Sea Monkeys

Tagged "red, heck, monkey, monkeys, red monkey, what the heck

my female guppy just got really skinny, I don’t see any babies and her gills are a little red. Is she sick?

Posted on July 26, 2010 by admin| 5 Comments

I have had her for 10 days. She looked like she swallowed a pea. I was told she was pregnant. I don’t see any babies and now she is really skinny. I have fed brine shrimp to them. She wont eat and her gills look a little red. I am so worried can anyone help. She is in a tank with 2 platys 1 molly 1 gold fish a male guppy and a silverfin shark. If she did have babies would I have noticed? Or would the other fish eat them before I could see them?

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Posted in Brine Shrimp

Tagged "red, Anyone, babies, brine, Brine Shrimp, fish, gills, gold fish, guppy, molly, pea, platys, shark, shrimp, skinny, tank, wont

EEL question??

Posted on July 8, 2010 by admin| 4 Comments

What do you feed a eel? My son-in-law bought a eel and 3 red tipped black sharks last night, and don’t know what they eat. He has tried frozen blood worms, frozen brine shrimp and regular flakes. So far he said the sharks eat but the eel hasn’t touched anything. What’s your advice? Thanks.

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Posted in Brine Shrimp

Tagged "red, Advice, anything, blood, blood worms, brine, Brine Shrimp, eel, night, question, sharks, shrimp

Does my father-in-law have an obligation to host dinner outside of the Red Monkey Butt Room?

Posted on June 18, 2010 by admin| 4 Comments

First off, Red Monkey Butt Room isn’t the official name of the room, it’s what I call it. Why? Because my father in law collects freakin baboon statuettes. But not just your regular ol baboon statuettes. He gets ones where the baboons are in compromising positions. Through the years, his undeniable passion for the sculptured stillness of the bending over monkey has resulted in a room with a dizzying sea of red butts. As if that weren’t bad enough, he hosts all his dinner parties in there! He even has candlesticks where the red monkey butt holds a candle shaped like a monkey sticking his butt up in the air. Just the thought of all those monkey butts makes me red! And my wife, God bless her, doesn’t see the big deal. She always says, “So what? You like eagles.” And she’s right, I do like eagles. That’s why I have ONE eagle blanket. Not a dinner room filled with red monkey butts!!! We’re supposed to go over there soon. I don’t mind he has them. But shouldn’t dinner be held somewhere else?

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Posted in Sea Monkeys

Tagged "red, baboon, butt, compromising positions, dinner, dinner parties, dinner room, eagles, father, father-in-law, god, host dinner, monkey, monkey butts, name, obligation, red monkey, room, statuettes, stillness, undeniable passion