Since thee are a lot of atheists/evolutionists in the religion section,i thought,what a perfect place to ask this!
i like watching some shows on the history and national gio channels like dog fights and modern marvels,sometimes they have the usual evolution show,and i think i can finally understand what they are trying to tell me, PLEASE CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG
History of EVILution.
In the beginning there was nothing.
Then, nothing became something all by itself.
Then, gravity invented itself.
Then gravity grabbed everything and then everything exploded.Then, the earth formed itself.Then the moon came by to sea the tides.
Then, some mud decided to swim.
Then, mud became bacteria.
Then, bacteria became a worm.
Then the worm caught a fish.
Then the fish became a frog.
Then the frog became a dog.
Then, the dog turned itself into a monkey.
Then the monkey became an ape.
Then, the ape became a professor of anthropology.
And he went to live with his uncle the monkey, whose name was Darwin!!