Wow, it’s been almost 2 months and some of the little guys are still alive. It’s come to my attention that there has been no baby Sea Monkeys in this time. After much hypothesising I have come to the conclusion that all of the little guys are gay. Being the person who brought them life in the first place, I feel responsible. Oh, and they might have been watching the, uh, “activities” in the apartment we share. Anyway, bottom line: gay sea monkey and no adoption options, therefore, no babies. While I may never know the joy of being a grandpa, at least I know they’re happy. 
Putting Plasma III in Sea-Monkey Tanks from Transcience Corporation
Video Rating: 5 / 5